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April Fool! Get a good return on your money – PreWar Invest Ltd.

Who does not want a good return on their money? Putting money in the bank has little to no effect. You can invest in property, art, or you can buy bitcoins in the hope they increase in value. Purchasing a pre-war car is, of course, a good alternative. Solely when you make the right choices, but that is ultimately the case with everything. We all have seen the trend from the last couple of years; barn finds were/are hot and happening and go sky high during auctions. But what cars would you predict increase tremendously in value in let`s say 30 years?

After the launch of our new website, it is time for the next step. PreWarCar.com comes with a new branch, namely PreWar Invest.

PreWar Invest Ltd. is an investment fund for everyone with a pre-war car. It is actually very simple, does not require much, and there are almost no risks involved. We give 500 car owners the opportunity to park their pre-war 10 meters below sea level. The car (which need to be in a good condition) will be buried and excavated again after a certain amount of years. There are two options, you can choose to unearth the car over 30 years or over 50 years. The great advantage is that this decision does not have to be made beforehand, but after 30 years. The beautiful patina that has emerged on the cars through the years is priceless!

After an extensive ground investigation, we have found the perfect location. We have chosen for the North of Scotland. For privacy and security reasons we cannot reveal where it is exactly. But we can assure you it is a safe and secure closed area.

You are probably thinking, what is all this going to cost me? Of course, the purchase of the car is for your own account. Besides this, we charge you €10.000 all-in for 30 years and €15.000 all-in for 50 years.

PreWar Invest Ltd. is the only one in the world who offers this exclusive service. Which gets you a good return on your money. Which car would you nominate for this wonderful experiment? Do you dare to take a chance?

Please, send an e-mail to [email protected] with your details and the car you would like to put your money on. Then we will contact you to arrange the necessary paperwork.

ONLY TODAY we would like to offer you a special Easter deal. You get a 20% discount on the total amount. Be quick, because first come first serve!

Publiziert:
Sonntag April 1st, 2018
Daniel Cattelain
01 April 2018, 15:45
This seems the best way ever to protect both my Citroen Mehari and my investment against the ravages of time... Thank you PWC! You are definitely the best!
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chris leigh-jones
01 April 2018, 13:23
I've an alternative suggestion given you live so near to the sea. We organize a one-way drive out at low tide until the tyres sink in to the sand. Park the selected investment and cover it in shrink wrap for protection, add a little grease for the more exotic examples. Then let the tide come in. For the next 30 years, we will get protection from beach erosion, fishing rights, the artistic statement all cash flowing business streams. We then let the owners retrieve their investment and strip off the shrink wrap free of charge as an added service. Now some owners will (like me) be unlikely to be around to retrieve their vehicles, but this is not an issue, simply fill in the gaps from those retrieved and continue to the 50 year point after which it will all, in any event, be permanently underwater.
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bart van de Loo
01 April 2018, 13:05
I think this is a 1 april joke !! kind regards
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Glenn Bukin
01 April 2018, 12:55
Well done!!!

I very nearly vented my spleen, but then checked the date!!

Ha ha ha!!!!

GB..
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Glenn Bukin
01 April 2018, 12:54
Well done!!!

I very nearly vented my spleen, but then checked the date!!

Ha ha ha!!!!

GB..
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Reg Harris
01 April 2018, 12:23
And a very happy Easter to you. Oops - it is also April Fools Day.
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Daniel Cattelain
01 April 2018, 12:01
This seems the best way ever to protect both my Citroen Mehari and my investment against the ravages of time... Thank you PWC! You are definitely the best!
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Guy Mahy
01 April 2018, 11:13
It's Easter once a year... it happens to be the 1 st of April this year
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Rodney McComb
01 April 2018, 10:41
Congratulations on finding a solution to the problems of Barn-find finding funding. It is a little early to unearth my own invested cars, though they were maturing nicely the last time they were dug up. However I would like to offer a 30 year lease on a suitable barn, which at least solves one half of the problem. If a satisfactory deal can be arranged, I would even throw in a couple of geese as residents, for as your patina experts will confirm, the best rusting always comes from roosting. However, any golden eggs laid by these birds will remain the property of the lessor.
A cheaper alternative would be to rent a hole in my garden, caused by excessive wheelspin on my mower during the wet spells last summer. The ground is rather boggy, and the last couple of cars dropped in have not been seen since. However such an asset could, no doubt, become part of your company's Sinking Fund.

Rodney McComb
(You were kind enough to print a review of my Rallying book 'Ireland Stage by Stage' a couple of years back - many thanks)


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David
01 April 2018, 08:48
A good place to dump all the fake Bugattis and Bentleys. When they emerge in 30 years time they will still be fakes but at least by then they will be old fakes! Dig them up on the 1st of April and some joker might even believe they are genuine.
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Guy Mahy
01 April 2018, 08:34
It is Easter once a year...it happens to be the 1st of April... this comment is not to be published before 20.00 hrs....
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Tony Hillyard
01 April 2018, 08:15
Good one Laurens,

Very down to earth! Have a good April 1st.

Tony
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Jason O'Shaughnessy
01 April 2018, 01:50
Happy April Fools
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Tony Press
01 April 2018, 01:40
April Fool !!!!! :-))

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April Fool
01 April 2018, 01:02
It’s 11 am in New Zealand? Can I just confirm this outstanding offer still has 60 mintutes to run before closing?

Thanks
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Kevin Atkinson
01 April 2018, 00:21
Are there any restrictions on the makes of cars for which you perform this admirable service?
For example could I park an "Overland" underground or would the obvious contradiction cause too many issues?
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RENE VERBIEST
01 April 2018, 08:22
Lucky it is the first of April today!!
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